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The Magic Flute -out of tune-"Dude, there's a snake after me."The Magic Flute -out of tune- by ~Expatriate
"Hiss…hiss…"
"Man, I'm gettin' tired. Maybe I should call for help."
"Hiss…hiss…"
"Yeah, totally. Help! Help!"
"Hiss…"
"Nuts, no one ever comes when I call for help. Maybe I'll just faint."
"Hiss…"
"Yeah. Goodbye world."
"Look at the poor prince, flat on the ground."
"Hey, we're the Three Cool Babes. Let's save his skin."
"Oh fine."
"I love killing snakes. They do such a nice gurgle when they die."
"Think we should go tell the Queen? She always likes to be up on everything."
"Yeah, good idea. Ciao, princie. Hope he wakes up soon."
"Sing high sing low! I am the bird-creep! Darn it, I just missed
"Looking Glass" parody, pt 4Through the (abridged) Looking Glass"Looking Glass" parody, pt 4 by ~Inverted-Jabberwocky
(and what malice was found there)
Part IV
OR
Surely you can come up with your own alternate title by now!
It's not like anyone pays any attention to them, anyway.
I mean, how many people go around calling Così fan tutte by its – oh wait . . . never mind
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Alice is curled in a foetal position behind Humpty Dumpty's wall, muttering almost incoherently to herself.
ALICE: It all makes perfect sense now . . . this Looking Glass Land, it's really Silent Hill . . . and Humpty Dumpty was my own personal Pyramid Head . . . no wonder he makes everyone in Tom Waits
''Looking Glass'' parody, pt 3Through the (abridged) Looking Glass''Looking Glass'' parody, pt 3 by ~Inverted-Jabberwocky
(and what malice was found there)
Part III
OR
Opera on the verge of a nervous breakdown
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
Alice cautiously peers out from her hiding spot.
ALICE: Looks as if that monstrous crow has moved on . . . suppose I should follow suit . . .
Alice emerges from the trees and enters:
SCENE: The FIFTH SQUARE, which is composed of ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
SET DESIGNER: I was going for a minimalistic look; no need to get snippy!
ALICE: Now that I think about it, if the Red King hadn’t woken up, there could have been some real gravity to the Tweedles
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